Who is Escape Kitty?

Let me introduce myself. I am Escape Kitty.

I got my start on Sept 1, 2010 as I was out playing in the yard enjoying the birds and squirrels. Really just minding my own business. Happy. Content. Daydreaming.

When, but in an instant, I caught a movement in the corner of my eye. Since cats are noted for their superior vision, I had to do a double take because I thought my eyesight had failed me. I shut my kitty eyes for a moment and reopened them to disbelief.

A coyote? In MY yard? Could it be? And he's drooling my way? Move move move! Find my mom . Run to safety.

Big mistake! Really big mistake. Now she never lets me outside. Done - left to dream. ahhhhh but Kitty dreams really do come true.

So come follow me! I am off to Escape.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Escape Kitty #27 - Pirate Mutiny PLUS Some Big News

Ahoy!  Introducing the newest Mascot Designer!
Miss Escape Kitty is now Mascot Designer at Scraps Of Darkness.  
This spells mutiny in our household with both of us now designing.......

 Escape Kitty #27 - Pirate Mutiny created with the Oct Scraps Of Darkness Kit, All Hallows Eve. 

Arrrrrrgh ye Matey
 It's time to blow me timbers and shove off to sea.  
 This land lubbing life is not right for me.  
                                     Escape Kitty

I do believe Kitty's causing a mutiny in my house.  She's got to get out and see the world or just see her back yard.  She's been grounded and stuck inside the house for about a month now. 

Awe poor Kitty you say?  Nonsense.  Might YOU be wantin to walk the plank with ye 'ol scallywag thoughts?  She borrowed my credit card to go on her adventures and racked up a mighty frisky balance. 
So, don't be a-sayin poor Little Kitty!

Anyway, she strolled about the house wearing this hat.  Cute.  I thought it was just another Halloween costume she was trying.  Ohhhhhh nooooo!  It wasn't.  It's for real.  She said she's heading out to open seas - though we do not live near the ocean.  She also said she was going to search for a Parrot friend to sit on her shoulder as all Pirates need a parrot companion.  Since birds are her nemesis, she does realize that may be a problem, but she is not an unreasonable pirate Kitty and will negotiate. 

And what's up with the eye patch Kitty?

The treasure chest below has a credit card tucked into it!  In the name of Escape Kitty???  
Big trouble a brewing for sure. 

Thanks for looking and have a puuuuurfect day.  
Copywrite 2011 Escape Kitty   by Jennifer Snyder

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