Who is Escape Kitty?

Let me introduce myself. I am Escape Kitty.

I got my start on Sept 1, 2010 as I was out playing in the yard enjoying the birds and squirrels. Really just minding my own business. Happy. Content. Daydreaming.

When, but in an instant, I caught a movement in the corner of my eye. Since cats are noted for their superior vision, I had to do a double take because I thought my eyesight had failed me. I shut my kitty eyes for a moment and reopened them to disbelief.

A coyote? In MY yard? Could it be? And he's drooling my way? Move move move! Find my mom . Run to safety.

Big mistake! Really big mistake. Now she never lets me outside. Done - left to dream. ahhhhh but Kitty dreams really do come true.

So come follow me! I am off to Escape.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Smile for me Kitty...

Smile for me Kitty.
Smile for me, just once.  Someone recently asked me to smile in a photo once in a while.

Say cheese.  click.  And look at the results.   Dreadful.

My tongue hangs out, revealing my snaggle tooth.   Bad kitty look.  So now you know the hideous truth about why kitties do not smile.

So next time you ask, I'm gonna have to remind you that the results may frighten small children.   Kitty is about loving up the babies, not bringing them to tears.

Copyright 2012 Escape Kitty by Jennifer Snyder

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