Who is Escape Kitty?

Let me introduce myself. I am Escape Kitty.

I got my start on Sept 1, 2010 as I was out playing in the yard enjoying the birds and squirrels. Really just minding my own business. Happy. Content. Daydreaming.

When, but in an instant, I caught a movement in the corner of my eye. Since cats are noted for their superior vision, I had to do a double take because I thought my eyesight had failed me. I shut my kitty eyes for a moment and reopened them to disbelief.

A coyote? In MY yard? Could it be? And he's drooling my way? Move move move! Find my mom . Run to safety.

Big mistake! Really big mistake. Now she never lets me outside. Done - left to dream. ahhhhh but Kitty dreams really do come true.

So come follow me! I am off to Escape.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Episode #23 -Escape Kitty - Credit Card Statement Came

Episode #22
Escape Kitty - Credit Card Came
Episode #23 - On going scrappy saga.............Travel travel travel. All this world traveling adds up to big bucks on someone's credit card. Even magic carpet rides are not free (who knew? - see my gallery for Kitty's Episode #18 Magic Carpet Ride for that crazy story) 

Kitty and a Standard Poodle named Chena have been sneaking around the world on a giant "kick-back and be free" kind of vacation. Great for the wealthy but Kitty doesn't even have a dime to her name and no pockets to carry that dime if she did have one. 

Chena, by the way, is Maggi43's wild dog of adventure. 

ahhhhhh who is footing the bills you ask? All this time, I thought the trips with Chena were funded from Maggi's generous heart. I had heard that Maggi gave Chena the credit card on their first trip to Alaska. That trip was supposed to be the trip to end all trips. 

hahahahaha -yeah, but no. It just started a whole domino effect where now Kitty feels she was born to roam the world and get "cultured" as she says. 

BAM - I was holding the MOTHER OF ALL MOTHER credit card bills. Black Friday hit my house! Are you seriously kidding me???? Kiiiiiiiittttttttttty! What have you been buying? 

Funny how I was not really concerned when I thought it was Maggi's credit card but now that it's mine, my shorts are all in a bunch. Well I am sorry Maggi for my selfishness over your bills. 

So now what? Kitty is grounded. Time Out! Stuck at home while I go to visit Maggi and smooth this all out. I am looking forward to meeting Maggi but dreading to hear how much her credit card bill is. I think I need a second job to pay the super ginormous bill those two raggamuffins racked up. 

This is a photo of Kitty in TIME OUT! Get used to it Kitty. And wipe that smirk off your face because I am serious! 

Created using the Scraps Of Darkness Sept. Kit - Passages for a round robin challenge there. The kit is totally gorgeous and packed with amazing goodness. You can take it vintage, feminine, or grungy and dark. Whatever your heart desires. It all works. 

I also used a piece of Dusty Attic at the top. OK truth be told that's where my credit card gets used. I love me my Dusty Attic. 

Visit Maggi's blog, Scrap Travel Bark for more Kitty and Chena adventures.

Thanks for looking

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