Who is Escape Kitty?

Let me introduce myself. I am Escape Kitty.

I got my start on Sept 1, 2010 as I was out playing in the yard enjoying the birds and squirrels. Really just minding my own business. Happy. Content. Daydreaming.

When, but in an instant, I caught a movement in the corner of my eye. Since cats are noted for their superior vision, I had to do a double take because I thought my eyesight had failed me. I shut my kitty eyes for a moment and reopened them to disbelief.

A coyote? In MY yard? Could it be? And he's drooling my way? Move move move! Find my mom . Run to safety.

Big mistake! Really big mistake. Now she never lets me outside. Done - left to dream. ahhhhh but Kitty dreams really do come true.

So come follow me! I am off to Escape.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Episode #3-Santa Kitty

Santa Kitty

Reindeer Cat (well, actually StayBehind Cat)

Episode #3 - Santa Kitty
Here is the situation. My kitty is always looking for the quick escape. She's tried a few plans that all got botched. This new plot is a doozie. She's sneaky, no doubt. This time she has devised a plan to trick me by pretending she is Santa. In the process, she stuck cheesy reindeer antlers on her younger kitty brother, StayBehind Cat (and he let her?) to convince me they are the "real deal" so I have to let them out to get "the job done".   Ya know, delivering the goodies and "whatnot" for Christmas morning. 

It's the "whatnot" that has me worried. Kitty has more "whatnot" in her eyes than Santa jolliness, don'tcha think?  

And poor Reindeer Cat, well he just looks equally frightened of the plan - or maybe of his goofy look.

Question is, did I fall for it???? You decide. :) 

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